SUBS17
07-09-2005, 09:07
A bit of humour,
I believe that the English, to relieve the pressure, are going to a
fancy dress tonight.
We have it from reliable, informed sources that Sir Clive is going as a pumpkin.
They want to see - if at 12 midnight - he will turn into a coach
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Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman,Chippy,Captain of Industry etc,
but Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a
gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man,
rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.
No" said Edward, "He plays rugby for the Lions but I was just too
embarrassed to say."
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The Lions rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after
a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the
practice field.
The coach immediately suspended practice while police and forensic
investigators were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, investigating forensic experts
determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was
unlikely to encounter the substance again...
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The Lions coach takes the Team out for a training run and first up
he tells everyone to assume their normal position.
So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.
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The Lions are making available a help-line for fans who are disappointed with their team's recent performance.
The help-line number is: 0800 10 10 10.
That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!
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Saddam Hussein has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning to quell rumours of his death in an explosion in Baghdad yesterday. To prove that the Appearance was not pre-recorded, Saddam stated that he:
"watched the rugby on Saturday and the lions were crap."
UK and US government officials have dismissed the report saying it could have happened any time over the last 6 games.
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There are only 2 man-made things that can be seen with the naked
eye from space...
The first one is the Great Wall of China, and right on it's heels is the...
GAP IN THE LIONS DEFENCE.
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What is the difference between the Lions and an arsonist?
An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches.
I believe that the English, to relieve the pressure, are going to a
fancy dress tonight.
We have it from reliable, informed sources that Sir Clive is going as a pumpkin.
They want to see - if at 12 midnight - he will turn into a coach
----------------------------
Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman,Chippy,Captain of Industry etc,
but Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a
gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man,
rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.
No" said Edward, "He plays rugby for the Lions but I was just too
embarrassed to say."
---------------------------------
The Lions rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after
a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the
practice field.
The coach immediately suspended practice while police and forensic
investigators were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, investigating forensic experts
determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was
unlikely to encounter the substance again...
--------------------------------
The Lions coach takes the Team out for a training run and first up
he tells everyone to assume their normal position.
So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.
-----------------------------------
The Lions are making available a help-line for fans who are disappointed with their team's recent performance.
The help-line number is: 0800 10 10 10.
That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!
-------------------------------------
Saddam Hussein has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning to quell rumours of his death in an explosion in Baghdad yesterday. To prove that the Appearance was not pre-recorded, Saddam stated that he:
"watched the rugby on Saturday and the lions were crap."
UK and US government officials have dismissed the report saying it could have happened any time over the last 6 games.
----------------------------------------
There are only 2 man-made things that can be seen with the naked
eye from space...
The first one is the Great Wall of China, and right on it's heels is the...
GAP IN THE LIONS DEFENCE.
------------------------------------------
What is the difference between the Lions and an arsonist?
An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches.