View Full Version : Would Buckshot please report to the hanger!
CoolHand20TH
04-03-2005, 21:43
yes yes i know you are already over the threshold..but i was moving..so its a late start to your procedure :bigsmile:
and all members of the IEF must also report for this as well
Buckshot
04-04-2005, 01:13
I am sorry, Buckshot is currently unavailable.
This is a recording.
Spyder-F16
04-04-2005, 01:29
*Opens closet door*
ok, I see you
*Yanks him out and shackles him up*.
Uber_Olafsun
04-04-2005, 08:25
Reporting for duty.
You know how hard it is to clean your dress uniform after an IDOD? I suggest we put in a suggestion that the next ones be made out of latex. Easier to clean that way.
Sun Stealer
04-04-2005, 17:23
and all members of the IEF must also report for this as well
Can't it wait? I'm watching the The OC. :smile: And I'm wearing my ass protector. :tongue:
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Uber_Olafsun
04-04-2005, 17:47
Its amazing how many posts you can get on a board. Frugals is the longest one I have been on and I have a feeling fighter ops might be a second home once it is released. I used to think that getting a thousand posts just meant you had nothing better to do and now Oh wait that is true. :doh:
Spyder-F16
04-06-2005, 00:20
Reporting for duty.
You know how hard it is to clean your dress uniform after an IDOD? I suggest we put in a suggestion that the next ones be made out of latex. Easier to clean that way.
Take it to the drycleaners and foot the bill to the Evil Imperial Empire, that's what I do. Easy, and gets my stuff clean.
CoolHand20TH
04-09-2005, 17:33
although we are missing members yet..i have decided that now is the time to unleash a new toy given to us by the Evil Empire R&D Department
The new Self-Homing IDOD Capture Device, is a piece of work let me tell you.
Basically what it does is goes out on a IDOD Mission of Capture...Shoots the Person needing the IDOD with a Injection of various Drugs to Render Him incapable of movement. Then while the person is motionless, out of its belly comes a Mini-IDOD device that gives said person a IDOD while in transit to the IDOD hanger. It allows us to bore deeper then ever before with the IDOD. As it then has drilled a beginning point for us.
Uber, UNLEASH THE SELF-HOMING IDOD CAPTURE DEVICE!
*Merlin*
04-09-2005, 18:27
Whats that hovering over my desk?
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_6.gif
CoolHand20TH
04-09-2005, 21:17
you have nothing to worry about till you hit 1,000 posts
*Merlin*
04-09-2005, 23:01
you have nothing to worry about till you hit 1,000 posts
Got a long time then
Sun Stealer
04-11-2005, 18:20
Can the SHIDODCD be remotely piloted? Does it use the new Continual Rectal Approach Programming?
:thumb:
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Spyder-F16
04-13-2005, 01:06
although we are missing members yet..i have decided that now is the time to unleash a new toy given to us by the Evil Empire R&D Department
The new Self-Homing IDOD Capture Device, is a piece of work let me tell you.
Basically what it does is goes out on a IDOD Mission of Capture...Shoots the Person needing the IDOD with a Injection of various Drugs to Render Him incapable of movement. Then while the person is motionless, out of its belly comes a Mini-IDOD device that gives said person a IDOD while in transit to the IDOD hanger. It allows us to bore deeper then ever before with the IDOD. As it then has drilled a beginning point for us.
Uber, UNLEASH THE SELF-HOMING IDOD CAPTURE DEVICE!
Dammit you couldve saved some of our porn fund and just have had me do that with the Mk1!
CoolHand20TH
04-13-2005, 17:05
Dammit you couldve saved some of our porn fund and just have had me do that with the Mk1!
i didn't rob any funds from the pron fund...i personally funded the research and development of this device..
one of the perks of having so many frubels at FW
Uber_Olafsun
04-13-2005, 21:33
although we are missing members yet..i have decided that now is the time to unleash a new toy given to us by the Evil Empire R&D Department
The new Self-Homing IDOD Capture Device, is a piece of work let me tell you.
Basically what it does is goes out on a IDOD Mission of Capture...Shoots the Person needing the IDOD with a Injection of various Drugs to Render Him incapable of movement. Then while the person is motionless, out of its belly comes a Mini-IDOD device that gives said person a IDOD while in transit to the IDOD hanger. It allows us to bore deeper then ever before with the IDOD. As it then has drilled a beginning point for us.
Uber, UNLEASH THE SELF-HOMING IDOD CAPTURE DEVICE!
Sorry for the delay. Check out my post on Frugals about my day and you will see why.
I am not sure if the IDOD will work. So many people have been trying to get in his rectal area already about when the game will be released he is clinched up pretty tight.
Perhaps a massage from some lovely ladies to relax him first?
CoolHand20TH
04-14-2005, 01:26
naaaaaaaah
i want him to suffer
like i said..thats what the Self-Homing IDOD Capture Device is for....he preps the victim i mean Member for the Real IDOD procedure to be adminstered in the IDOD Hanger
Buckshot
04-14-2005, 01:29
Perhaps a massage from some lovely ladies to relax him first?
Hey now we are talking
Spyder-F16
04-14-2005, 01:39
Just so you know buck, these ladies are not Homo Sapiens... they are Homo Neanderthalieus (Sp?)...
Uber_Olafsun
04-14-2005, 08:38
Just so you know buck, these ladies are not Homo Sapiens... they are Homo Neanderthalieus (Sp?)...
Um you have the homo part right. These ladies might have a little gift for you. We brought them up from Hollywood. Dont worry they shaved their legs (and their beards).
Buckshot
04-14-2005, 08:54
hmm, in that case, if it's all the same, I might stick with the Aussie version of ladies, lol
Sun Stealer
04-14-2005, 15:30
hmm, in that case, if it's all the same, I might stick with the Aussie version of ladies, lol
Unshaved huh? Fairy nuff. :wink2:
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Luis Javier
04-15-2005, 14:09
although we are missing members yet..i have decided that now is the time to unleash a new toy given to us by the Evil Empire R&D Department
The new Self-Homing IDOD Capture Device, is a piece of work let me tell you.
Basically what it does is goes out on a IDOD Mission of Capture...Shoots the Person needing the IDOD with a Injection of various Drugs to Render Him incapable of movement. Then while the person is motionless, out of its belly comes a Mini-IDOD device that gives said person a IDOD while in transit to the IDOD hanger. It allows us to bore deeper then ever before with the IDOD. As it then has drilled a beginning point for us.
Uber, UNLEASH THE SELF-HOMING IDOD CAPTURE DEVICE!
Isn't that the famous device created by the AL-Qaeda leader called:
MUSTAF HEROD APYUR POUPR.
NSA spokesman said the device was designed by:
M'BALZ ES-HARI
and it is believed that the idea came from:
HOUS BIN PHARTEEN and his cousin I-BIN PHARTEEN.
CIA and FBI believe that the device can be dangerous if used the wrong way.
All this information was captured while listening to a bugged MSN Messenger
chat where
YUL STROKHEET AL-WAUCH
AWAN AFUQYA
APUL MADEEK-AOUD
where involved.
All of them are under the command of:
YULIQA M'DIQ a.k.a. UWANA M'DIQ a.k.a. USUQA M'DIQ.
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I love that show....
BESTS!
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