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Spyder-F16
08-06-2004, 01:25
Hello Clairese... :evils:
Buckshot
08-06-2004, 01:47
Hehe, ahh there goes the neighbourhood, lol, welcome Spyder
hey Spyder about time you got here :tongue:
great to see you and welcome :bigsmile:
CoolHand20TH
08-08-2004, 03:11
Nooooooooo Noooooooooooooo Damn It...can Any Of Us Hide From Him...hopefully There's No Idod Sessions Planned Over Here
lukexcom
08-08-2004, 04:26
Muhaha, excellent. Spyder is here. Now there are TWO Evil Empire leaders (Spyder and me) here, both fully type-rated for operating all post-Mk. 8 models of the IDOD! :bigsmile:
Glad to see you've made it, Spyder. Now we can deploy our Imperial IDOD expeditionary force.
CoolHand20THVFW, Congratulations! Due to your familiarity with the Evil Empire over at Frugal's, and your spectator attendance at many of our IDOD sessions, you have been volunteered and recruited into the Evil Empire! Your initiation task: Hang around and make sure nothing goes wrong with the deployment of our 1st IDOD Expeditionary Force. :bigsmile:
Buckshot
08-08-2004, 05:13
Yeah, things work a little different here, IDOD sessions can occur every 100 posts, and the IDOD session conists of all 1,000+ members performing the IDOD ritual on members of the evil empire :evils:
lukexcom
08-08-2004, 05:21
It is my pleasure to announce the honorary Evil Empire membership award* to Buckshot for going above and beyond the call of instinct for survival to avoid the IDOD and attempting protecting this new, undiscovered country from the Evil Empire.
Welcome to the Evil Empire, Buckshot! :bigsmile: :wink2:
This honorary membership award is non-transferrable. For further questions please contact your nearest Evil Empire representative. Thank you, and have a very evil day.
Buckshot
08-08-2004, 05:31
Hmm, ok, I think in that case a rule change is in order
CoolHand20TH
08-08-2004, 14:33
Muhaha, excellent. Spyder is here. Now there are TWO Evil Empire leaders (Spyder and me) here, both fully type-rated for operating all post-Mk. 8 models of the IDOD! :bigsmile:
Glad to see you've made it, Spyder. Now we can deploy our Imperial IDOD expeditionary force.
CoolHand20THVFW, Congratulations! Due to your familiarity with the Evil Empire over at Frugal's, and your spectator attendance at many of our IDOD sessions, you have been volunteered and recruited into the Evil Empire! Your initiation task: Hang around and make sure nothing goes wrong with the deployment of our 1st IDOD Expeditionary Force. :bigsmile:
MUHAHAHAHA...THE MORE EVIL IT IS..THE BETTER..MUHAHAHAHAHA
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
:ylsuper:
CoolHand20TH
08-09-2004, 03:54
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
:ylsuper:
we of the Imperial Empire have taken over this forum..muhahahaha...all should beware..muhahahaa
Uber_Olafsun
08-10-2004, 16:18
Sir Uber Olafsun reports as directed!
Let the evil I mean fun begain!!! :evils:
Rabbit52
08-11-2004, 00:05
Wooooohoooo !
Looks like an Evil Empire party is about to begin.. :bigsmile: :clown: :bounce:
lukexcom
08-11-2004, 01:47
FLASH: Primary Operations Equipment Now Arriving.
As of 0442 Zulu the Imperial cargo ship LCS-01 Hauler Ragnarok has arrived at it's destination, and is ready to offload it's primary cargo, destined for the 1st IEF.
High Command has dispatched a Mk. 12 device as the Primary Operations Equipment for the 1st IEF.
http://home.comcast.net/~lukexcom/frugalsworld/idodmk12cargoship.jpg
CoolHand20TH
08-11-2004, 02:21
waits patiently at the dock for the cargo to be unloaded....and starts to ponder..who is getting the IDOD first..muhahaha.
also asks luke...what is the change of command here at FO?
CoolHand20TH
08-11-2004, 02:24
sweeeeeeeeeeeeet...we at the FO forums have our first instrument that we need to start performing IDOD's.....now where the hell is our swedish woman we ordered to come along with the Mk 12
LaWMaN sneaks up behind the cargo and places a big BOOM stick in the ass end of the Mk. 12 device and lights it (LaWMaN runs for his life.)
lukexcom
08-11-2004, 02:32
A lone imperial minion is seen shining the the Mk. 12, primarily composed of a system containing strands of microscopic strands of double-helixed carbon-nanotubes laced with artificial diamond braces, wrapped in titanium alloy. Muhaha. :bigsmile:
BOOOOOOOOOM no more Mk. 12 device
lukexcom
08-11-2004, 02:35
BOOOOOOOOOM no more Mk. 12 device
Or so it seems...but then the dust cloud settles, revealing an IDOD with it's ass-end slightly covered with dynamite remnants from the explosion. The lone minion is nowhere to be seen.
Quickly, a team arrives and secures the IDOD, quickly and secretly transporting it to an undisclosed location.
lukexcom
08-11-2004, 02:39
Due to recent events, CoolHand20THVFW is being given an emergency field promotion to Minion Overseer, and is being placed as the Commander of the 1st IEF. Immediate task is to secure and guard the mk. 12 device from any and all hostiles.
(Back at the safe house)As LaWMaN reads out the location of the mk. 12 device off his GPS tracker he plans his next attack for the good of humanity.
CoolHand20TH
08-11-2004, 02:55
under the cover of darkness...the MK12 is moved to a new secure location that only the IEF shall know the location of......
prepares a defense perimeter around th MK12...orders rabbit...hotas..and Uber grab every available weapon around to help defend our precious MK12........we shall all give our lives to protect our instrument of EVIL.....
lukexcom
08-11-2004, 02:57
At the new, secure location, we see the IDOD being inspected for any damage. However, one of the minions discovers a GPS tracking beacon, among many other things that weren't supposed to be there. The information is relayed to the Imperial High Command, which immediately gives out a Flash order.
The IDOD is then wheeled into a large hangar. The doors close.
Time passes...
After time passes, we see the hangar doors open. A very large, inconspicuous shipping crate is wheeled out, loaded onto the LCS-01, and the ship departs back for FW at full speed.
More time passes...
After more time passes, we see the same hangar doors open again. An equally large, inconspicuous shipping crate is wheeled out, placed on a massive tractor trailer with the label "oversized load", and is hauled to an undisclosed location.
Even more time passes...
After even more time passes, we see yet again the same hangar doors open again. Another large, inconspicuous shipping crate is wheeled out, attatched to two Mi-12 helicopters, and lifted away.
Yet again more time passes...
After yet again more time passes, we again see yet again the same hangar doors open again. Another large, inconspicuous shipping crate is wheeled out, wheeled onto a series of logs on the ground, and ropes are attatched to it. Then, a hundred workers gather, and they begin to pull the crate away to an undisclosed location.
Meanwhile, inside the hangar, another 60 large, inconspicuous shipping crates await shipment, and as time passes, slowly each one of them is moved out of the hangar and transported to an undisclosed location.
Which one holds the IDOD? Is the IDOD even still here at FO? Or was it taken back to FW for security reasons? Is Lukexcom an ingenous madman, or a crazy old kook? Why are McDonald's doublecheeseburgers equipped with two slices of meat but only one slice of cheese? Only time will tell.
CoolHand20TH
08-11-2004, 02:59
only the members of the IEF shall know the true location of the IDOD......and hell even then..we might not even tell the members to keep any kind of information from being leaked to the public
Spyder-F16
08-11-2004, 03:49
And just for good measure...
*Flying at 20,000 feet in the F-16*
Krsht Spyder1- luke 1, Target in sight on TGP
Luke 1, Spyder 1, Go ahead, take him!
*Locks up LaWmAn and set's maverics to ARM*
ok... Steady
*Aligns crosshairs, and ripples off one Maverick*
Spyder1 - RIFLE!
Buckshot
08-11-2004, 03:51
Krsht Spyder1- luke 1, Target in sight on TGP
Krsht? that's a funny first name
As LaWMaN looks to the sky and see the Mi-12 lifts off over the ocean he puts his hand into his pocket, he pulls it out looking down at his upturned fist... he smiles a little grin... slowly opening his hand to reveal four large bolts from the right rotor blades of the Mi-12. Next he hears the grinding of metal and screams of anguish as the Mi-12 falls to the ocean, all is lost.
Photo diary Mi-12 IDOD 1st IEF
One small step for man....
lukexcom
08-11-2004, 04:29
Krsht? that's a funny first name
Heh, yeah. Must be interesting whenever you have to go to a government building to get something done. And no vowels either! :bigsmile:
And just for good measure...
*Flying at 20,000 feet in the F-16*
Krsht Spyder1- luke 1, Target in sight on TGP
Luke 1, Spyder 1, Go ahead, take him!
*Locks up LaWmAn and set's maverics to ARM*
ok... Steady
*Aligns crosshairs, and ripples off one Maverick*
Spyder1 - RIFLE!
LaWMaN turns on his EPP cloaking device... laughing as a Maverick AGM-64k slams into a very large IEF hangar... walking away LaWMaN puts his hand held IR designator into his pack and walk off into the sunset....
lukexcom
08-11-2004, 04:35
As LaWMaN looks to the sky and see the Mi-12 lifts off over the ocean he puts his hand into his pocket, he pulls it out looking down at his upturned fist... he smiles a little grin... slowly opening his hand to reveal four large bolts from the right rotor blades of the Mi-12. Next he hears the grinding of metal and screams of anguish as the Mi-12 falls to the ocean, all is lost.
Photo diary Mi-12 IDOD 1st IEF
One small step for man....
One crate down, 59 shipped to go. And hundreds of crates still in stock and more being built as fast as the trees can be chopped down. Muhaha.
"We shall bury you!" - Nikita K. :bigsmile:
Uber_Olafsun
08-11-2004, 07:59
only the members of the IEF shall know the true location of the IDOD......and hell even then..we might not even tell the members to keep any kind of information from being leaked to the public
Or we could tell the right location to the enemy and the wrong one to the evil empire members or we could tell both the wrong location and tell both the right location or we ........
OK confused myself now.
I will just start to eat lots of Chili with habanero peppers and keep a lighter handy. Next one to attack the unit will get attacked with a weapon of mASS destruction! :bounce:
lukexcom
08-11-2004, 14:00
LaWMaN turns on his EPP cloaking device... laughing as a Maverick AGM-64k slams into a very large IEF hangar... walking away LaWMaN puts his hand held IR designator into his pack and walk off into the sunset....
Noooo! My DVD collection! Oh well, thank goodness we're building those hangars as fast as the steel can be delivered.
"Did I mention that we will bury you?" -not Nikita K. :bigsmile:
Uber_Olafsun
08-11-2004, 14:39
LaWMaN turns on his EPP cloaking device... laughing as a Maverick AGM-64k slams into a very large IEF hangar... walking away LaWMaN puts his hand held IR designator into his pack and walk off into the sunset....
Of course you know this means war.
And Lukexcom if any of those dvds were of an adult nature I can burn you copys to hold you over for awhile.
CoolHand20TH
08-11-2004, 15:00
Of course you know this means war.
And Lukexcom if any of those dvds were of an adult nature I can burn you copys to hold you over for awhile.
war isnt the word for it....when we find his ass..its going to be a double IDOD for him...just to show other people..you don't mess with the IEF!
Uber_Olafsun
08-11-2004, 15:25
war isnt the word for it....when we find his ass..its going to be a double IDOD for him...just to show other people..you don't mess with the IEF!
We just have to remember when we do it to not set it up and then leave hoping that it gets done while we are off planning our victories. We will not be like the Spaceballs.
CoolHand20TH
08-11-2004, 15:44
We just have to remember when we do it to not set it up and then leave hoping that it gets done while we are off planning our victories. We will not be like the Spaceballs.
Agreed Uber...your first task that you need to undertake..is to lasso Lawnman....with the help of Rabbit...be gone on your quest to bring him in
Cloak off "where are they" cloak on :bigsmile:
CLOAK OFF "Are there they are Lukexcom adult dvd collection lets change this one for The Sound of Music.... this is what he missed when he was little thats why he is so evil. Mmm this looks.. OMG I have to have that one... and I will change this one for this GOV BRAINWASHING DVD "youuu mustttt giveee allll IEF savingssss toooo theee FO teammm" How could they be so evil with all this loving??? CLOAK ON
Uber_Olafsun
08-12-2004, 07:36
Agreed Uber...your first task that you need to undertake..is to lasso Lawnman....with the help of Rabbit...be gone on your quest to bring him in
Dont worry I think my trap with a box propped up on a stick with a rope tied to it should work. The bait will be a free copy of FO prview disk with special features. As soon as he goes in the box it party time. You can let all those new IDOD handlers practice on a live (for the time) target
Rabbit52
08-12-2004, 11:30
Agreed Uber...your first task that you need to undertake..is to lasso Lawnman....with the help of Rabbit...be gone on your quest to bring him in
Luke 1... this is Rabbit 1
Begining full sweep of area D3 for that good for nothing Lawman.
*turns on molecular magnitron distortion device*,
( that should disrupt Lawman's cloak )
Uber 1... this is Rabbit 1, set your trap, I'm in position.
*snickers and waits for trap to unfold*
CoolHand20TH
08-12-2004, 12:58
Luke 1... this is Rabbit 1
Begining full sweep of area D3 for that good for nothing Lawman.
*turns on molecular magnitron distortion device*,
( that should disrupt Lawman's cloak )
Uber 1... this is Rabbit 1, set your trap, I'm in position.
*snickers and waits for trap to unfold*
*while Uber and Rabbit are preparing the trap...CH and Spyder circle the Area in our F-16's with a full compliment of goodies for lawnman*
*Cruise's the skies while listening to some Pantera,Corrision of Conformity, and Machine Head*
*CH and Spyder enter a holding pattern waiting to hear from Uber and Rabbit that he has entered the trap..so we can drop some of the goodies on him for repayment*
Uber_Olafsun
08-12-2004, 13:02
Luke 1... this is Rabbit 1
Begining full sweep of area D3 for that good for nothing Lawman.
*turns on molecular magnitron distortion device*,
( that should disrupt Lawman's cloak )
Uber 1... this is Rabbit 1, set your trap, I'm in position.
*snickers and waits for trap to unfold*
Rabbit 1 this is Uber 1. Lawnman spotted. He was reportedly singing some song by Elmer Fudd.
" I am a guitar player
and a rabbit slayer
its a nasty habbit
KILL DA WABBIT"
Hey since his name is Lawnman maybe we should request assistance from Mower?
Spyder-F16
08-12-2004, 16:50
Ok... I had a tweaked F-16, but I moved the systems over to our single AH-64D Longbow, so I can sneak up.
*Using terrain masking to find lawman*
ok...
*Arms up Helfire missile, and see's lawman, uncloaked, beating off to porno.*
Psst... Luke, he isnt even suspecting a thing.
*Uses laser designator in the Helmet Mounted sight to lock onto lawman's head, pops up. Hovers, and pops a Hell fire at Lawman.*
Just for good measure... *Squeeses gun trigger to ripple 30mm chain gun rounds at Lawman*
:D
Rabbit52
08-12-2004, 20:11
GOOD HIT !.... confirming.... Good hit ! SPYDER
*Watches as Lawman's arse ( and porn magazine) are burning like a college bonfire.*
CH .... Area still clear of all friendlies ..... you are a go to launch wave two
( again, just for good measures ) .
*mutters under breath.... "kill da Wabbit uh ?.... that will learn him a thing or two* :mad:
CoolHand20TH
08-13-2004, 14:13
Rabbit 1 this is CH1....rolling in now
locks up the laser designator onto Lawman....Releases two GBU's
Awaits to hear if they hit the area intended
Rabbit1 this is CH1 again..i am returning to base for re-arming...it Appears that Uber has brought us a new toy...and at his request i am returing to re-arm with some Napalm
Tex Hill
08-13-2004, 15:30
Hey Lawman, I just got a case of burn salve in at my Army Surplus / Business liquidation store if you need it.
CoolHand, I also got in a shipment of tri-focals so your aim will be better next time.
you guys are hilarious keep it going i love it :thumb: :tongue:
Rabbit52
08-14-2004, 00:18
Awaits to hear if they hit the area intended
(After waiting for the dust to settle)
*Rabbit radios CH*
Well done CoolHand.... the target has been neutralized.
Say.... "goodbye Lawman"
(all together now....)
*Goodbye Lawman*
:bigsmile:
Hey Lawman, I just got a case of burn salve in at my Army Surplus / Business liquidation store if you need it.
CoolHand, I also got in a shipment of tri-focals so your aim will be better next time.LaWMaN thanks Tex as he counts the bills out "we are in need of good men in these darktime" LaWMaN take his supplies and tips his hat as he leaves the store..
Rabbit 1 this is CH1....rolling in now
locks up the laser designator onto Lawman....Releases two GBU's
Awaits to hear if they hit the area intended
Rabbit1 this is CH1 again..i am returning to base for re-arming...it Appears that Uber has brought us a new toy...and at his request i am returing to re-arm with some NapalmLaWMaN sits back in his chair reading an ACME manual on the HOLOGRAM PROJECTORS he has placed around "mmm that has got the ants out of the nest.... now lets see if this tri-focals magnifiers can burn there butts....
As LaWMaN checks the RABBIT TRAPS he finds the remains of a little fluffy tail "Are rabbit52... now I have his sent.. that WASCALLY WABBIT..."
"Now For that Spydy... spyder-f16... MMM where is that SPYDER BAIT..."
Rabbit52
08-15-2004, 12:48
Hmmmmm, looks like this LaWman guy needs some more "attention".
And let's not forget our friend Tex causing trouble over here at FO as well. :wink2:
OK IEF, gather-around .... we got some strategizing to do. :guns:
CoolHand20TH
08-15-2004, 13:11
Hmmmmm, looks like this LaWman guy needs some more "attention".
And let's not forget our friend Tex causing trouble over here at FO as well. :wink2:
OK IEF, gather-around .... we got some strategizing to do. :guns:
agreed... a meeting to determine his death is a good idea...but as far as i know...Tex is to be left alone for a little while..hes in meetings with Luke right now Along with Semmern....hes still considered a friend for right now...
Spyder-F16
08-16-2004, 02:32
As LaWMaN checks the RABBIT TRAPS he finds the remains of a little fluffy tail "Are rabbit52... now I have his sent.. that WASCALLY WABBIT..."
"Now For that Spydy... spyder-f16... MMM where is that SPYDER BAIT..."
*Pops up in RAH-66 Commanche.*
Hehe... You are the Spyder Bait my pretty ;).
*Fires TOW Missiles toward Lawman's Penis*
*Pops up in RAH-66 Commanche.*
Hehe... You are the Spyder Bait my pretty ;).
*Fires TOW Missiles toward Lawman's Penis*LaWMaN see a missiles fired from a RAH-666 Commanche "take note of the 666"... LaWMaN aims his new tri-focals magnifiers.. with an ACME EMP ray attached... and fires. The cone affect caused by the tri-focals takes out the Missiles and Spyder-F16 RAH-666 Commanche... IS this the end of Spyder-F16.
MEAN WHILE back at the IEF HQ
*(LaWMaN) this is LaWMaN do you copy (?)
(?) roger..
*(LaWMaN) are you in over
(?) confirmed in position
*(LaWMaN) WAIT over
(?) roger that WAIT... over
*LaWMaN out..
*tri-focals magnifiers supplied by Tex Hill Army Surplus store.. In placing orders give 2 weeks delivery time*
agreed... a meeting to determine his death is a good idea...but as far as i know...Tex is to be left alone for a little while..hes in meetings with Luke right now Along with Semmern....hes still considered a friend for right now...*(LaWMaN) to (?) sitrep over...
(?) they are having a meeting over...
*(LaWMaN) what is the meeting about over...
(?) they are determine how you will die... very strange this IEF clan over...
*(LaWMaN) why so strange over..
(?) they are all looking at some strange IDOD thing and.. WAIT over
*(LaWMaN) (?) what is it over ?
(?) OMG the strange IDOD thingy its glowing... moving in for an eyes on over
*(LaWMaN) copy....
(?) LaWMaN HE HE your not going to believe this... they are watching HE HE a repeat of DAYS OF OUR LIVES...
*(LaWMaN) say again over...
(?) DAY OF OUR LIVES the TV show, and Spyder-F16 has a leg missing... now he has only 7... ? I must say he dose not look that evil in green leg warmers with pink spots...
*(LaWMaN) he he copy
(?) LaWMaN now I know why they gave CoolHand20THVFW his nick.... over
*(LaWMaN) Why? over..
(?) he is trying to make tea cakes with ice blocks but they keep melting in his hands.. over
*(LaWMaN) any sign of Rabbit52 over...
(?) copy, he dose not look happy with Uber_Olafsun.. over
*(LaWMaN) why over
(?) Uber_Olafsun will not let Rabbit52 have the remote... something about JERRY SPRINGER... over
*(LaWMaN) copy, stay safe (?) and God speed... LaWMaN out..
(?) copy that out
Tex Hill
08-16-2004, 13:07
Hey guys,
I have a great sale going on this week. I've got a shipment in of BLU-82B "Daisy Cutters". I got a great deal on these since the Air Force ordered the MOAB.
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/dumb/blu-82-riders.jpg
This week only you can get a single BLU-82B and a package Slim Jim's
http://www.scc.k12.wi.us/SCC%20School%20Store/images/Slim%20Jim.jpg all for just $15,000 Evil Empire Dollars. Sorry, no personal checks or credit, and no rain checks.
Uber_Olafsun
08-16-2004, 14:54
Yum Slim Jim.
And Lawnman we are not arguing about watching Jerry Springer just how loud to have the volume.
Next on Jerry Springer. My secret life of IDODing.
Spyder-F16
08-16-2004, 15:26
Tex... I'll take a Daisy Cutter.
By the way, any Nukes?
Hey guys,
I have a great sale going on this week. I've got a shipment in of BLU-82B "Daisy Cutters". I got a great deal on these since the Air Force ordered the MOAB.
Hey Tex Hill do you have any free test samples of the BLU-82B Daisy cutter
and will it work on Rodents like rabbits... ? "hang on".. if a rabbit lost it's tail is it now a ginipig or still a rabbit..? :bigsmile: MMM Well I do need a ginipig to test that Daisy cutter. And will it get rid of bugs "the seven legged bugs"
Tex Hill
08-16-2004, 17:02
Tex... I'll take a Daisy Cutter.
By the way, any Nukes?
No full fledged nukes, but I do have the MacGyver do it yourself nuke kit. It includes a Swiss Army knife, a pack of Juicy Fruit gum, a magnesium fire starter, and all the other minor parts neccessary to make your own small thermo-nuclear device. As a matter of fact they are on sale this week for $2.99.
Hey Tex Hill do you have any free test samples of the BLU-82B Daisy cutter
and will it work on Rodents like rabbits... ? "hang on".. if a rabbit lost it's tail is it now a ginipig or still a rabbit..? MMM Well I do need a ginipig to test that Daisy cutter. And will it get rid of bugs "the seven legged bugs"
Free samples? I don't think so. The only free samples I have are expired trial size samples of Dr. Scholl's wart remover.
Spyder-F16
08-17-2004, 02:21
Hell... I'll just use the 'Swing the bucket of plutonium over your head' trick.
*Fires a photon bomb on to lawman.*
What the hell was that flash?
Thank goodness I brought along my Auto-Darkening Nuclear Holocaust Sunglasses (rrp $22.95 at Tex Hills' supply store)
I heard there was some kind of invasion going on over here, mind if I watch in a completely neutral, un-spying way?
Tex Hill
08-17-2004, 14:53
Fire 2!
http://db.bbc.co.uk/northamptonshire/christmas/2003/images/fat_women_270.jpg
Spyder-F16
08-17-2004, 17:28
*Pulls Pin from an incinderary Grenade with teeth and drops it in Tex's underwear*
:D
Tex Hill
08-17-2004, 17:34
Fire 12!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Tex_Hill/fathat311.jpg
CoolHand20TH
08-17-2004, 17:39
OMG..its the invasion of the FAT ARMY of TEX HILL.....ok guys..its time to buckle down and take care of the 100 ton army
everyone to there defensive bunkers to await the onsault
CoolHand20TH
08-17-2004, 17:43
ok guys...Bonez...Rabbit..and Uber..its time to think defensively for the next couple of hours
we shall overcome this hanus act of the 100 ton army
in the mean time...we are now at Defcon 1
Orders are...FIRE AT WILL!....take that SOB out...
Tex Hill
08-17-2004, 17:48
Fire!!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Tex_Hill/fathat375.jpg
Buckshot
08-17-2004, 17:53
OUch, pop my head in hear, and see that the weapons of mass destruction have been brought out
CoolHand20TH
08-17-2004, 18:01
OUch, pop my head in hear, and see that the weapons of mass destruction have been brought out
yes they have...Tex started this war...and we of the Evil Empire shall end it
Tex Hill
08-17-2004, 18:04
Fire!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Tex_Hill/fathat394.jpg
Ohh no the Fat Friend WMD attack!!
Oh wait, we still have Spyder-F16, surely with his poor track record he could set aside his disgust at these women and make them his one night boogie woogie queens.
SPYDER!!!!! We need you over here right now. Take at least 3 full bottles of the finest Whisky you can find, you're gonna need it. When you are done we'll see how we go getting Elin over here for you to soothe the pain.
LaWMaN runs away to fight another day. Its getting nasty in here.....
Uber_Olafsun
08-18-2004, 13:04
Fire!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Tex_Hill/fathat394.jpg
Countermeasures deployed
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/jhaas68865/8_18_2004.jpg
Spyder-F16
08-19-2004, 00:02
I thought I Ate tex?
Must be his twin!.
*Jumps on Tex again with Bowie Knife and starts cutting parts off and putting it in teh roasting pit*
CoolHand20TH
08-19-2004, 04:23
I thought I Ate tex?
Must be his twin!.
*Jumps on Tex again with Bowie Knife and starts cutting parts off and putting it in teh roasting pit*
yea you did Spyder...but remember he leaves a after taste.....and don't forget the floss
remember..we have to barbecue him with good old country bob's barbecue sauce..
CoolHand20TH
08-19-2004, 04:24
Countermeasures deployed
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/jhaas68865/8_18_2004.jpg
THANK GOD FOR COUNTER MEASURE'S
Uber_Olafsun
08-19-2004, 08:16
I thought I Ate tex?
Must be his twin!.
*Jumps on Tex again with Bowie Knife and starts cutting parts off and putting it in teh roasting pit*
Maybe he is the Knight from Monty Python.
Its just a flesh wound.
Tex Hill
08-19-2004, 18:41
Fire!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Tex_Hill/fathat154.jpg
CoolHand20TH
08-19-2004, 20:43
ok..tex..this is very disturbing that you can find that many photos to post here and over at FW...
guys..we've been to nice trying to take out the 100 ton army...time to unleash some of the weapons we have hidden away in the hangar...
Uber please bring your new toy to the front line..it looks like we have some very large targets of opportunity for you to destroy
ok..tex..this is very disturbing that you can find that many photos to post here and over at FW...
guys..we've been to nice trying to take out the 100 ton army...time to unleash some of the weapons we have hidden away in the hangar...
Uber please bring your new toy to the front line..it looks like we have some very large targets of opportunity for you to destroy
1st IEF "Imperial Vanguard" I declare a cease fire order untill we remove this greater of evils ("Tex Hill") and his snack foods are out of date...
I will be waiting for you to give the order ....do you copy. :idea:
CoolHand20TH
08-20-2004, 03:55
1st IEF "Imperial Vanguard" I declare a cease fire order untill we remove this greater of evils ("Tex Hill") and his snack foods are out of date...
I will be waiting for you to give the order ....do you copy. :idea:
ok..due to the nature of the 100 ton army..i agree to a cease fire with you lawnman..its in the nature of both sides at this point for both of us to focus on destroying Tex's 100 ton army
Spyder-F16
08-20-2004, 04:45
So far, Ceasefire between Imperial and Lawman. Via My call.
Let's do like the Soviet Union, and the United States did, and unite to fight the greater enemy!
Tex Hill in order of the U.G.&.E (united good and evil) You much remove all Large WOMD from your hard drive, all shortcuts from desktop and IE favourites, all weapons must be removed or destroyed from DVD, DVDR, DVDRW, VCD, CD, CDR, CDRW, WEBHOST, FORUMS, MINIDISK, VHS, FLASHDRIVES, And all backups. You will decliard to U.G.&.E. That you will not view sell or buy any of the W.O.M.D in you lifetime. We will send in weapon inspectors to avaluate your premises.
IF YOU DON'T COMPLY THIS IS WAR
you have 24 hours to comply
CoolHand20TH
08-21-2004, 02:17
Tex Hill in order of the U.G.&.E (united good and evil) You much remove all Large WOMD from your hard drive, all shortcuts from desktop and IE favourites, all weapons must be removed or destroyed from DVD, DVDR, DVDRW, VCD, CD, CDR, CDRW, WEBHOST, FORUMS, MINIDISK, VHS, FLASHDRIVES, And all backups. You will decliard to U.G.&.E. That you will not view sell or buy any of the W.O.M.D in you lifetime. We will send in weapon inspectors to avaluate your premises.
IF YOU DON'T COMPLY THIS IS WAR
you have 24 hours to comply
well its only 7more hours for him to comply..and still no answer..hmmm...when it hits the one hour deadline..i am ordering all personal of the IEF...Hotas..Bonez...Uber..and Rabbit to prepare to launch a full attack on him...one min after the deadline you are cleared to attack tex with everything at your disposal
well its only 7more hours for him to comply..and still no answer..hmmm...when it hits the one hour deadline..i am ordering all personal of the IEF...Hotas..Bonez...Uber..and Rabbit to prepare to launch a full attack on him...one min after the deadline you are cleared to attack tex with everything at your disposalAre CoolHand20THVFW you will have to give the standing orders to start on Tex first. I will still be a sleep when his time is up he he I LOVE MY SLEEP... and see if we can get some more Countermeasures this may turn ugly really fast. :smile:
CoolHand20TH
08-21-2004, 21:54
Are CoolHand20THVFW you will have to give the standing orders to start on Tex first. I will still be a sleep when his time is up he he I LOVE MY SLEEP... and see if we can get some more Countermeasures this may turn ugly really fast. :smile:
FIRE AT WILL!
Spyder-F16
08-22-2004, 15:05
Hold your Fire Boys!
You'll never take him out at this time.
Coolhand, I need you to step in the Imperial office. ASAP!
CoolHand20TH
08-22-2004, 17:03
Hold your Fire Boys!
You'll never take him out at this time.
Coolhand, I need you to step in the Imperial office. ASAP!
reporting in as ordered Sir!
everyone per spyder hold there fire
Spyder-F16
08-22-2004, 17:07
At my command we'll execute plan Delta-Foxtrot-Alpha, if you dont know about this plan, talk to me or cool via PM system.
CoolHand20TH
08-28-2004, 01:16
hmmm looks like Tex has decided not come back..
CH ponders what the IEF's next move will be?????
Well its back to WAR then shall we. I will just clock in
lukexcom
08-31-2004, 01:25
CRITIC MESSAGE:
FLASH! New orders from His Evilness, ABSOLUTE HORRIBLENESS AND GRAND SLEAZEMASTER,FOUNDING FATHER AND DEVIOUS BASTARD EXTRORDINAIRE,EMPEROR DEGENERATE OF THE ONE AND TRUE EVIL.... , Rubberduck!
OK, time for iron fisted discipline, heres how it goes, traitors get shot, all of them, luke round them up, summary executions all around, then, stop any form of discussion on trade, we take what we want, next, invade the hell out of the rest of the forums....ALL of them, diversify....all other ahem, inferior empire wannabees get nuked first, then shot...alot...then gassed with my new and improved chernobyl arse waste products...finnaly paved over to make new runways for the new evil empire airforce I just purchased on e-bay, yup, a whole whack of former warsaw pact aircraft, going cheap.everything from backfires, to mig29's....now,
Hauler Ragnarok needs escorts, I just stole thirteen 688 class nuclear attack subs, and the russians tossed in a bakers dozen of alphas...40 ish knots submerged...we got some bears with big bulge radar, not to mention some kh-11 satellites, rorsat , and I am here to tell you, none of this came cheap, but ....prolific use of all our weapons, including intergalactic battle cruisers, as well as the new portal from stargate...means we can cross invade other dimensions as well,....pilliage BURN DESTROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now, weres those traitors.....have they been shot yet? no? do it with rock salt in the double barrelled shotgun first, right in the junk... then pour hot lemon juice over the wounds, afterwards they are to be conscripted and put to work hauling the waste radioactive sludge from the reactor core of the IDOD....once thier teeth fall out, only give them apples and almonds to eat, nice hard crunchy food for thier bleeding gums.....
Another thing, there will be no more quibling over who is boss of this, who should run that....dammit, I left a triumvirate in charge during my absence,
all have equal say, under me of course, I AM the final word....now, who was the treasonous whiner who asked about a senate? right, he gets shot too....
dust off the squid-o-matic tenticulator 2000......it needs a run to get the dirt out of its working parts.....LUKE!!!! I left coffee in the lounge of the evil lair! where the hell is it!!!!!
Yes Sir!!!
Ok, Spyder, Stewie, lets kick the tires and light the fires, His Evilness commands! Spyder, here, you may want this toothpick to pick out whatever's left of Tex to be shot, orders from His Evilness.
Coolhand!!! Emergency operations! Implement surge conditions for the 1st IEF. Immediate advance beyond our acquired territories capture and hold maximum land area! ISD Valiant has been deployed for orbital combat support. Call upon it as you see it necessary. Hold off on any regional Base Delta Zero operations either unless we must abandon that area and blast that region's planetary crust into slag from orbit, or unless pounding the crust to slag seems like a good idea.
SINAN!!! Alert all SIDODF personnel! Round up all traitorous personnel now! Shoot the guy who inquired about a senate of some kind. Follow procedures as outlined above by His Evilness!
Semmern!!! Coffee in the Evil Lair Lounge! Now! Then, prepare the combat engineers for surge deployment!
MOVE!!!
Muhaha.
Spyder-F16
08-31-2004, 01:41
*Piano wire chokes Lawman into submission before using a snubnosed .38 to finish him off*.
Uber_Olafsun
08-31-2004, 08:07
*Piano wire chokes Lawman into submission before using a snubnosed .38 to finish him off*.
I'll get the mop. We dont want to slip on the mess. It used to be the clean up man was a hitman and not a janitor.
Tex Hill
08-31-2004, 18:52
Fire
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Tex_Hill/2.jpg
Rabbit52
09-02-2004, 01:03
Sorry for being away from my post for the last week ( was on a real vacation).
Reporting for duty !!
What did I miss ?
PM for plan Delta-Foxtrot-Alpha .... rgr , will do.
All hailz His Evilness, ABSOLUTE HORRIBLENESS AND GRAND SLEAZEMASTER,FOUNDING FATHER AND DEVIOUS BASTARD EXTRORDINAIRE,EMPEROR DEGENERATE OF THE ONE AND TRUE EVIL.... , Rubberduck!
Spyder-F16
09-02-2004, 04:49
Fire
ECM!!! ECM!!!!
http://fighterops.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=25&stc=1
wolfstone
09-02-2004, 07:37
I think we should IDOD them first with the most sigs in there posts.
wolfstone
09-02-2004, 07:39
Whoops forgot i had so many as well retract that last message...
Tex Hill
09-02-2004, 10:15
Fire!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Tex_Hill/ugly6.jpg
wolfstone
09-02-2004, 16:14
http://www.americanwerewolf.com/assets/bakerpic09.jpg
Tex Hill
09-02-2004, 17:33
Which side are you on wolfstone?
BTW Fire!!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Tex_Hill/ugly-bum.jpg
Spyder-F16
09-03-2004, 00:56
What the heck tex?
Are you searching for 'Warewolf Porn' or something :nuke:
*Piano wire chokes Lawman into submission before using a snubnosed .38 to finish him off*.Clone wars I'am Back !!! OMG Tex Hill is up to his eye in hairy people... ok ugly to... AndTEX you need a shave badly :bigsmile: And spidy new sig hu still have that leg of yours in a frame over the fire place next to rabbits tail.....
wolfstone
09-04-2004, 13:03
Dont know which side i am on yet no one seems to want me i will take who evers winning..
CoolHand20TH
09-04-2004, 13:27
Dont know which side i am on yet no one seems to want me i will take who evers winning..
we would be honored at the Evil Empire for you to join us Wolfstone...if you so wish to join..let me or Spyder know
Dont know which side i am on yet no one seems to want me i will take who evers winning..
"Use the force wolfstone and be wary of the dark side for it is the road to defeat and destution, and only the Dark Lord gains at the suffering of his Minions.
In the war of Good a Evil. Good always prevails if not for The Brave and Honorable men and women that stand side by side to keep the darkness at bay. So join me wolfstone in the fight to keep FO safe and bright for the good of all mankind. And we need somthing to do until the demo is out he he.:bigsmile:
Buckshot
09-05-2004, 06:08
Good? Evil? Bugger that, join me, pull up a couch watch these good and evil dudes battle it out on the screen, while we order some pizzas, get some girls around and party.:firework:
Ha ha. I'm with you on that one, Buckshot :bigsmile:
Good? Evil? Bugger that, join me, pull up a couch watch these good and evil dudes battle it out on the screen, while we order some pizzas, get some girls around and party.:firework:Are but good things come to the ones that follow the path of Good "1 TrackIR 3
Pro (Thanks to Rjetster)" coming my way he he. MMM pizzas, girls, and partys sounds good but "THE WIFE WOULD KILL ME" :bigsmile:
CoolHand20TH
09-05-2004, 15:36
Good? Evil? Bugger that, join me, pull up a couch watch these good and evil dudes battle it out on the screen, while we order some pizzas, get some girls around and party.:firework:
but see at the evil empire we also have that kind of selections..only are are the Swedish Bikini team....along with numerous numerous girls for us to party with....and besides we have all kinds of lounging areas for our members to relax and watch on the bigscreens....and our Minions do not suffer...if you show that your loyal to us and work hard we reward our people with numerous gifts and promotions.....Join us Wolfstone......we need good people to help us
wolfstone
09-05-2004, 16:57
but see at the evil empire we also have that kind of selections..only are are the Swedish Bikini team....along with numerous numerous girls for us to party with....and besides we have all kinds of lounging areas for our members to relax and watch on the bigscreens....and our Minions do not suffer...if you show that your loyal to us and work hard we reward our people with numerous gifts and promotions.....Join us Wolfstone......we need good people to help usOk yo twisted me arm i want in....i dont care about money just want a decent rank....
CoolHand20TH
09-06-2004, 15:03
Ok yo twisted me arm i want in....i dont care about money just want a decent rank....
cpy..i will talk with the higher ups and see what we can come up with
Tex Hill
09-08-2004, 19:13
I will never rest until I have destroyed the evil empire!!!
Fire!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Tex_Hill/pic11.jpg
Gunner15a
09-10-2004, 01:15
Hello Clairese... :evils:
Hello Clairese..............huh........
HERE'S JOHNNY
:evils:
Gunner15a
Better Living Through Superior Firepower
CoolHand20TH
09-21-2004, 03:13
It seems that Tex has gone back into hiding...which is a good thing...we at the Evil Empire were getting ready to send Uber, Rabbit and Wolfstone on a search and destroy mission while me and Spyder provide high cover
Uber_Olafsun
09-21-2004, 08:34
It seems that Tex has gone back into hiding...which is a good thing...we at the Evil Empire were getting ready to send Uber, Rabbit and Wolfstone on a search and destroy mission while me and Spyder provide high cover
I have some new ammunition to try out.
Tex..... Come out to playyyyyyy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/jhaas68865/9_21_2004.jpg
wolfstone
09-21-2004, 16:24
Yeah come out and play..
http://www.weaponz.net/funpics/funadpics081.gif
lukexcom
10-06-2004, 15:28
1st IEF.....ATTEN-HUT!!!!!!!!!
Ladies, it is INSPECTION TIME!!!! Now line up and get ready!!!! I will be going around the files and ranks and ensure that this place is UP TO CODE and is WORTHY of being called the First IDOD Expeditionary Force "Imperial Vanguard"!!!
I am here to make sure that all of you ladies here are worthy of being part of the 1st IEF! I am here to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Evil Empire!
Coolhand! Line up these goofballs over here for an inspection!!!
CoolHand20TH
10-06-2004, 17:51
Sir Yes Sir!
Rabbit52
10-06-2004, 20:46
OK Sir, I'm here ready for inspection.
How do I look ? :bigsmile:
http://www.gardenguides.com/TipsandTechniques/rabbit.jpg
Uber_Olafsun
10-06-2004, 21:12
Sir reporting as ordered.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/jhaas68865/Jeffhookah.bmp
CoolHand20TH
10-08-2004, 19:56
ok guys...form ranks and await Luke's orders and inspections...unfortunately i am out of town and at a family members house dealing with some family problems that came about on tues and weds night....stay fit...due the Empire proud..also...Wolfstone..you also need to report
Spyder-F16
10-10-2004, 02:28
Spyder is here.
lukexcom
10-16-2004, 23:41
Right! I am here! Now lets see who packs the gear to serve in my beloved Empire!!
1st IEF! Par-ade...REST!!!
Coolhand!!! At ease... .uniform looks pretty good, good enough for your command position. Good job. The place looks decent enough, on peliminary inspection. HOWEVER! Looking at the 1st IEF's activity logs, NOTHING MUCH HAS HAPPENED!!! Why is that?! I want more activities being performed in the Fighter Ops forums! Get a recruitment drive going! Spread the good word about the Empire! Get more people into the fold! Recruit, recruit, recruit! We can never have too many members! Agreed? Good! Now, the site looks alright physically, up to standards...that is good!!! And good job on leading the 1st IEF on the countermeasures! The Empire likes that!
Alright, just keep that in mind. Get the 1st IEF active in the Fighter Ops affairs. Always promote the Empire. And once people have a better view of the empire, RECRUIT! Get people in! Once they're in, and you've introduced them to the basics about the Empire, tell them to go to Frugalsworld and report in the Pilot's Bar for training.
Ok....Coolhand! Atten-HUT!
...
Uber Olafsun!!! At ease... Uniform looks...marginally good. I want to see some more fluff and polish in it! Excellent job on the countermeasures, by the way! We'll make sure that you shall be properly rewarded for your services in that area! Good work!
Uber Olafsun! Atten-HUT!
...
Rabbit52!!! At ease... Good uniform, at specs. Nice work on the countermeasures, too! Make sure to keep those whiskers trimmed within specs at all times.
Rabbit52! Atten-HUT!
Spyder, LOL, what on earth are you doing in formation with the 1st IEF?? You should be up here beside me. So come on, get to the right of me. After all, you are part of the Triumvirate...never forget that. :bigsmile:
Right, now...
1st IEF!!!
You've done pretty good so far. You deployed as ordered, and managed to secure and defend your designated IDOD and the Hauler Ragnarok. That is good work. Now, let us focus on RECRUITMENT!! Spread the word about the Empire! Become intertwined with the affairs of Fighter Ops! And when the natives here of these forums see the light, that the Empire IS the light, then you RECURUIT!!! Otherwise, good job!
1st IEF!!! Fall-out!!!
My inspection here is done. Ok, Spyder, I don't know about you, but I have to head back to HQ and do some business. Wanna stay here and oversee the place?
lukexcom
10-17-2004, 01:29
Ok yo twisted me arm i want in....i dont care about money just want a decent rank....
Welcome to the Evil Empire, Chief Minion Overseer Wolfstone!
Here, have a copy of the official, self-updating IDOD Handbook.
http://forums.frugalsworld.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=71661
Welcome to the Evil Empire, Chief Minion Overseer Wolfstone!
Here, have a copy of the official, self-updating IDOD Handbook.
http://forums.frugalsworld.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=71661(Cloak off) LaWMaN places a invisible GPS traking bug on lukexcom (cloak on)
"The war is not over yet boys" "Frugalsworld and report in the Pilot's Bar" now I have them.
Spyder-F16
10-17-2004, 04:07
Spyder, LOL, what on earth are you doing in formation with the 1st IEF?? You should be up here beside me. So come on, get to the right of me. After all, you are part of the Triumvirate...never forget that. :bigsmile:
Right, now...
1st IEF!!!
You've done pretty good so far. You deployed as ordered, and managed to secure and defend your designated IDOD and the Hauler Ragnarok. That is good work. Now, let us focus on RECRUITMENT!! Spread the word about the Empire! Become intertwined with the affairs of Fighter Ops! And when the natives here of these forums see the light, that the Empire IS the light, then you RECURUIT!!! Otherwise, good job!
1st IEF!!! Fall-out!!!
My inspection here is done. Ok, Spyder, I don't know about you, but I have to head back to HQ and do some business. Wanna stay here and oversee the place?
I thought it was Officer Inspection day. I had gotten the memo saying RubberDuck was doing the inspection.
I'll stay here and oversee the place too... It's going quiet.
CoolHand20TH
10-17-2004, 14:30
(Cloak off) LaWMaN places a invisible GPS traking bug on lukexcom (cloak on)
"The war is not over yet boys" "Frugalsworld and report in the Pilot's Bar" now I have them.
little does he know...that luke was well aware of this..we at the evil empire have known about lawnmans little gps trackers..but we have used this to our advantage..the signal that is sent back to lawnmans location tells us his every move...he may think that he is tracking luke..but little does he know..Luke has been in hiding preparing a new weapon of mass destruction for use at the IEF and sent in his clone
wolfstone
10-17-2004, 14:40
sorry i am late but i am here now
http://www.weaponz.net/funpics/funadpics082.jpg
tried running all the way here but kept triping up..
CoolHand20TH
10-18-2004, 20:44
OK GENTS....WE ARE DOING A FULL RECRUITMENT DRIVE...SPREAD THE WORD IN ALL THE FIGHTER OPS FORUMS...ALSO SEMMEREN WILL BE DOING A FULL RECRUITMENT POST FOR US....OK GUYS BE ON YOUR WAY...
on a lighter note....LAWNMAN...you may think you will win this war..but you are fighting a endless battle..we at the Evil Empire will win...on the other hand...i see you have a good technological knowledge of weapons and gadgets...hmmmm maybe we can incoporate you into the Evil Empire..but if you choose not too...you will cease to exist
lukexcom
10-19-2004, 03:28
Lawnman, we fight each other, when we all know that the real war is out there. Out there! Our goals aren't inherently self-xenocidal, and neither are yours. The war is out there, not between us. :smile:
Uber_Olafsun
10-19-2004, 07:57
Lawnman, we fight each other, when we all know that the real war is out there. Out there! Our goals aren't inherently self-xenocidal, and neither are yours. The war is out there, not between us. :smile:
Yeah come help beat up ATARI. We got a mod to admit that at least Falcon exists. Now if we can get them to tell us what the current status is.
Yeah come help beat up ATARI. We got a mod to admit that at least Falcon exists. Now if we can get them to tell us what the current status is.They get you as well .......... what was it money, girls, partys and beer.........
Lawnman, we fight each other, when we all know that the real war is out there. Out there! Our goals aren't inherently self-xenocidal, and neither are yours. The war is out there, not between us. :smile: MMM... what do you have in mind?
CoolHand20TH
10-20-2004, 15:30
guys..we are going to Defcon 3...we are not repeat not to get involved with what is going on in the Katz and Claude banned thread..
lukexcom
10-20-2004, 15:58
As per standard Imperial Policy for newly settled territories, for the time being the Empire is maintaining a neutral stance to analyze and examine any and all developments of the recent internal-FO situation in an objective manner when sufficient information becomes available.
Evil Minion Semmern rrrreportin' in! :)
CoolHand20TH
10-21-2004, 03:35
Evil Minion Semmern rrrreportin' in! :)
welcome head of quality and assurance for the IEF minion Semmern!...good to have another worthy Evil Empire member here at FO
Rabbit52
10-25-2004, 22:36
Hey, ... I think it is about time we introduced peppercorn snouts to Lawnman,
maybe that would convince him to the come over to the dark side ? :wink2:
Hey, ... I think it is about time we introduced peppercorn snouts to Lawnman,
maybe that would convince him to the come over to the dark side ? :wink2:Was that popcorn I love popcorn LOL......... mmm......... hot butter
Well, hell, look at all of the familiar faces around here.:beer:
Uber_Olafsun
10-28-2004, 11:55
Well, hell, look at all of the familiar faces around here.:beer:
Yeah we seem to be the lost children of atari reformed.
CoolHand20TH
10-28-2004, 15:22
Was that popcorn I love popcorn LOL......... mmm......... hot butter
come to the dark side Lawman.....i thought just as you do now...you don't know the power of the dark side
CoolHand20TH
11-08-2004, 13:27
ok guys...enough is enough...we will be putting into action a new plan very soon...where we will have full control over each section of FO
Lawnman...with your help..we can put even more control on the FO forums and inviltrate each section of FO.....trust me..you don't know the power of the Dark Side
Sun Stealer
11-08-2004, 18:11
trust me..you don't know the power of the Dark Side
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Pen4 3.2 Ghz HT 1Mb Cache-1024mb DDR3200 Dual Channel Ram-30Gb WD Ultra 100-80gb SeaGate SATA-20gb Ultra 100 Quantam Fireball-PNY Nvidia FX 5700 Optima 8x AGP-Turtle Beach SantaCruz-Boston Acoustic 2.1 Speakers-Saitek X45 and F-16FLCS & TQS Throttle-Track IR 3 PRO-ECS 865 PE-A MOBOYes we do! :smile:
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CoolHand20TH
11-08-2004, 18:29
hmm sun stealer..sounds like you have been taken in by the Dark Side...if so...maybe just maybe i might have a place in the IEF for another Minion
Sun Stealer
11-08-2004, 20:08
Aaaaaah, the beautiful red glow of your lightsabre is so alluring....I.....I....damnit...I....must....resti st.
:wacko:
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CoolHand20TH
11-08-2004, 21:26
face it....resistance is futile...the overpowering effects of the Dark Side will take you in..muhahhahaha
Uber_Olafsun
11-09-2004, 08:05
Aaaaaah, the beautiful red glow of your lightsabre is so alluring....I.....I....damnit...I....must....resti st.
:wacko:
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Just be careful when moving closer to the light. Dont want to lose a finger before we can convert you.
Did Jedi students have that teacher who said they would cut their finger off like it was shop class?
Sun Stealer
11-09-2004, 18:08
face it....resistance is futile...the overpowering effects of the Dark Side will take you in..muhahhahaha
No...no...nooooo....
Aaaarrrggghhhhh.....can't.......hold....
<moment of silence>
How may I serve you my Lord?
:gleam:
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Sun Stealer
11-09-2004, 18:12
Just be careful when moving closer to the light. Dont want to lose a finger before we can convert you.
Neccessary appendages are functioning within standard operational parameters...see? :finger:
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CoolHand20TH
11-09-2004, 20:30
No...no...nooooo....
Aaaarrrggghhhhh.....can't.......hold....
<moment of silence>
How may I serve you my Lord?
:gleam:
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Welcome to the Evil Empire Tempory Minion Sun Stealer.....Spyder will be along soon to give you that ranking and give you a mission to fullfill...and when you complete that mission that Spyder gives you..you should be promoted to full minion...
Spyder-F16
11-10-2004, 01:00
Ok.
Your mission. Buy me a subscription to a porn Site. :wink2:
Or... ermm... Just get me a Cold Beer... Whatever works.
Sun Stealer
11-11-2004, 16:07
Ok.
Your mission. Buy me a subscription to a porn Site.
Right O. www.12inchdicks.com (http://www.12inchdicks.com/) is all yours Spyder! :jester:
Or... ermm... Just get me a Cold Beer... Whatever works.
:beer: :alcohol: :firework:
There ya go buddy!
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Spyder-F16
11-12-2004, 07:52
Not the porn site I wouldve wanted... but the beer is good
You have been inducted as a M1 (Minion)
Rabbit52
11-12-2004, 20:59
Welcome to the Evil Empire Minion Sun Stealer.
Soon everyone will come to realize that ..... "resistance is futile" :evils:
Mahahahaha !!
Sun Stealer
11-13-2004, 08:39
Ah, a Minion at last! Many thanks Lord Spyder. :thumb:
Right, who needs their boots polishing? Anyone?
Have a beer Rabbit! :beer:
:gleam:
Rabbit52
11-13-2004, 22:36
Thxs Sun Stealer :beer:
You are off to a good start already in the Empire.
(just remember and practice the Evil laugh also, .... muhahahahaha !!) :wink2:
Sun Stealer
11-14-2004, 13:18
Muhahahahaha
Muhahahahaha
Muhahahahaha
I'm getting good at it now! :thumb:
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*psssshhhhhh* * metallic sound* *pssssh* (opening my futuristic laptop)
Maybe I should try this Close thread button, to terminate the evil existance of these Dark Force fools calling themselves "the evil empire". *pssssh*
But I might kill my father.......difficult choice...... finger on the close thread button.......
to be continued
fyi, playing along, ur not fools ;)
Rabbit52
11-15-2004, 00:15
*Rabbit yells out to Pacman*
Look !, ... what is that over there !....
*Rabbit then unplugs Pacman's futuristic laptop from the internet ...*
*... then props a stick in the thread door to keep it open*
:bigsmile:
Buckshot
11-15-2004, 00:45
Waskilly Wabbit
*Rabbit yells out to Pacman*
Look !, ... what is that over there !....
*Rabbit then unplugs Pacman's futuristic laptop from the internet ...*
*... then props a stick in the thread door to keep it open*
:bigsmile:
CoolHand20TH
12-03-2004, 01:12
Waskilly Wabbit
well lets see..since i am banned for 1 day at FW...who can i IDOD over here????
Buckshot
12-03-2004, 01:15
You? what did you do to get banned?
CoolHand20TH
12-03-2004, 01:40
umm look in the pilots bar under this has to stop...i went nuts on Gforce...i deserve a ban without a doubt..but i had enough of his attitude towards people...and also check out the other thread in there called what does it take to be a sad bastard
Uber_Olafsun
12-03-2004, 08:36
Just got to read all the posts there. A lot of drama that did not need to be. I logged in a saw everyone chatting and then mister ban stick came out to play for a bit.
CoolHand20TH
12-04-2004, 00:23
well like i said Uber..i had enough of his attitude...and how he does that to everyone...and i will end this one right here out of respect for FO
well like i said Uber..i had enough of his attitude...and how he does that to everyone...and i will end this one right here out of respect for FOWe love you man :thumb:
CoolHand20TH
01-20-2005, 21:26
We love you man :thumb:
sniff sniff..brings a tear to me eyes
ok...on a more serious note..its time to unleash some new weapons of destruction on the new community of XSI.......more info to follow
lukexcom
02-16-2005, 04:40
ATTN: Grand Pimpmaster Coolhand, 1st Imperial Expeditionary Force, Commanding Officer.
After reviewing the situation, and the excellent work that you and the 1st IEF have done, I have decided to annonuce that, as per the General Imperial Bulletin recently issued, these territories secured by the 1st IEF have been declared to be open for colonialization and settlement. Notice that the designation of Class B Frontier applies to these territories: Beyond areas designated as secured and developed by the 1st IEF (Recruiting thread and Safe Haven No More thread), each citizen is responsible for their own safety. Immediate civil or operational help is not guaranteed to those who venture beyond those areas.
You and the 1st IEF have done an excellent job so far. Kudos to all! Coolhand, you have been given a supplemental budget for you to hand out rewards to the 1st IEF members as seen fit by you.
CoolHand20TH
02-16-2005, 15:26
Sir Yes Sir!
ATTN: Grand Pimpmaster Coolhand, 1st Imperial Expeditionary Force, Commanding Officer.
After reviewing the situation, and the excellent work that you and the 1st IEF have done, I have decided to annonuce that, as per the General Imperial Bulletin recently issued, these territories secured by the 1st IEF have been declared to be open for colonialization and settlement. Notice that the designation of Class B Frontier applies to these territories: Beyond areas designated as secured and developed by the 1st IEF (Recruiting thread and Safe Haven No More thread), each citizen is responsible for their own safety. Immediate civil or operational help is not guaranteed to those who venture beyond those areas.
You and the 1st IEF have done an excellent job so far. Kudos to all! Coolhand, you have been given a supplemental budget for you to hand out rewards to the 1st IEF members as seen fit by you.
Please step away from the crack pipe....
CoolHand20TH
02-16-2005, 16:56
Please step away from the crack pipe....
ok..that kind of comment..kinda piss's me off..you obviously dont have a sense of humor...the Evil Empire was started at Frugal's World...and you have no clue what it is..or what it does...so if thats the case..stay away from this thread or any other thread dealing with the Evil Empire...its called Humor...
Buckshot
02-16-2005, 16:58
I think he meant it as a joke CH
Stop being so freaking evil, lol :evils:
CoolHand20TH
02-16-2005, 17:01
I think he meant it as a joke CH
Stop being so freaking evil, lol :evils:
i can't help it..its in my nature:evils: :bigsmile:
ok..that kind of comment..kinda piss's me off..you obviously dont have a sense of humor...the Evil Empire was started at Frugal's World...and you have no clue what it is..or what it does...so if thats the case..stay away from this thread or any other thread dealing with the Evil Empire...its called Humor...
Yea that comment was meant as humor as well....
Guess we all don't have the same sense of humor...
Sun Stealer
02-18-2005, 18:20
ok...on a more serious note..its time to unleash some new weapons of destruction on the new community of XSI.......more info to follow
When will the new weapon be released?? Will realistic avionics be modeled?? What other weapons will be flyable?? I want it to be as realistic as possible! Will the realism be scalable?? I want the realism to be really real...but easy to learn!
:jester: :clown:
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lukexcom
02-22-2005, 08:06
When will the new weapon be released?? Will realistic avionics be modeled?? What other weapons will be flyable?? I want it to be as realistic as possible! Will the realism be scalable?? I want the realism to be really real...but easy to learn!
:jester: :clown:
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All information is classified except the fact that those directly affected by the initiation of any of these devices may possibly be unable to consciously experience the initiation of these devices, because the effects of intense ionizing radiation bursts alone (among various other vaguely understood effects of these devices) tend to incapacitate the central nervous system far faster than it's ability to detect, register, and react to such an event.
However, those interested on more information and being involved with this (and many other projects) about this device may apply to the Empire's High Energy Physics Directorate, Frontier Research and Development Administration.
In any case, the Empire welcomes those who wish to join us to see what experiences we can offer you. An unlimited number of free, luxurious, comfortable, and enjoyable IDODing sessions are included.
Please step away from the crack pipe....Good post Slacker. :thumb:
The feeble empire are a bunch of crackheads! :ylsuper:
Sun Stealer
02-22-2005, 17:07
In any case, the Empire welcomes those who wish to join us to see what experiences we can offer you. An unlimited number of free, luxurious, comfortable, and enjoyable IDODing sessions are included.
Grand Pimpmaster CoolHand has already recruited me. I've been at his OCU for months! :smile:
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Uber_Olafsun
02-28-2005, 13:36
Good post Slacker. :thumb:
The feeble empire are a bunch of crackheads! :ylsuper:
Ha! I prefer my hookah pipe with some nice grape shisha thank you.
Now there are at least 2 members of the evil empire with the groin reinforcement procedure performed. Once healing is complete the butt kicking will begain (until then dont pick on me because I am still a gimp please).
I have a great idea for when fighter ops is released. Evil Empire vs FO in some dogfights!!!! Perhaps a small tourney or something? What do you guys think?
lukexcom
02-28-2005, 19:12
I agree with Uber, the Evil Empire vs. FO tourneys would be most enjoyable...muhaha! :evils:
Now, ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention please:
It is my pleasure to announce that as of this moment, Muzz, new staffmember at Frugalsworld, is hereby inducted into the Evil Empire as Senior Minion Muzz, Internal Affairs Department!
Welcome to the Evil Empire, Muzz!
Now, Coolhand, for the most excellent performance in deploying and managing the 1st IEF, you have been promoted to Paladin Coolhand, Commander in Chief of Imperial Expeditionary Forces. You have been given carte blanche in expanding the IEF and deploying them to wherever you see fit. Congratulations!
Uber Olafsun, for excellent work in supporting the 1st IEF and conducting operations in the FO forums, you have been promoted to Chief Minion Overseer Uber, Commander in Chief of the 1st Operations Directorate (External), Imperial Intelligence.
Flydude, for excellent research and development projects, you have been promoted to Master Flydude, Chief of the High Energy Physics Directorate, Frontier Research and Development Administration.
*Merlin*
03-01-2005, 06:06
tourneys sound cool! :evils:
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